Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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