She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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