when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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