is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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