Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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