i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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