I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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