This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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