the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize