I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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