The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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