Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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