we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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