she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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