I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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