I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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