It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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