32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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