So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just found a bag of teeth...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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