youre lurking in front of me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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