i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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