I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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