Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the condom got lost in my hair
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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