i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize