how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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