would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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