just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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