Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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