pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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