You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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