Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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