I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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