so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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