sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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