I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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