its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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