weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We need a shit load of segways right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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