Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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