woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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