doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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