Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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