Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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