i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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