i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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