yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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