...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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