so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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