Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
why is half of my head shaved?
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