In the future we'll all be gay
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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