Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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